Yes! Kate Middleton is pointless

The Independent.

The Independent columnist Yasmin Alibhai-Brown has won fans in some royalists with her witty remarks about Wills and Kate.

She writes: 'GAWD BLESS the RAF. It will make a man of Prince William yet, perhaps even a King who doesn’t embarrass and infuriate. Republicanism, alas, isn’t likely to sweep through our country any time soon. All we can hope is that the monarchs of the future can be tamed and trained to be fit for purpose. Prince William wants to fly rescue missions and will need to sign up for seven years, like others who join. Excellent lessons both. He will have to defer gratification and learn that he has no automatic, special privileges.'

Of Kate, she had one short but very honest comment to make: 'Let’s hope Kate Middleton also moves on from her singularly pointless lifestyle and finds purpose.'

We won't hold our breath.

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