Quote of the day: Camilla Vs Pussycat Dolls

Which would you prefer? Camilla or the Pussycat Dolls?

Graham Norton during rehearsals for the Royal Variety Show, which will be attended by Prince Charles and his wife, Camilla: “And there you have the Pussycat Dolls singing to the Prince, ‘Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?’.”

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The Oriental 'Royal' Express: Camilla & Prince Charles in Japan

You want one to wear this much makeup? What on earth for?
Picture courtesy of Abaca Press.

Prince Charles & the Duchess of Cornwall have kicked off their tour of Japan by visiting the Miraikan Museum of Emerging Science and Innovation and the Keio University.

Whilst Charles watched a dancing robot, the locals were obviously giving Camilla a few hints on covering up her face.

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Charles & Camilla: Childish old twits?

'Jovial' tin: eh...

Picture courtesy of The Sun.

It was Christmas time 1977 and Charles and Camilla were obviously bored. So bored that they graffitied all over a chocolate box with crude jokes and the like. Perhaps there were bored because Camilla was heavily pregnant with daughter Laura at the time.

The pair drew such things as a pile of manure and writing "two old poofs" in reference to the 2 gentlemen pictured on the tin.

In 1 scribble, Camilla has signed her name 'Camilla Parker Bowles' from which a line is drawn to the words 'Silly old horse'. Very apt don't you think?

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Quote of the day....

Sphincter says whaa...

Sue Carroll, Daily Mirror - 14/10/08: 'Prince Charles has reportedly turned down an offer to play a cameo role in Doctor Who. Why? You'd have thought saving the Galaxy and possibly the entire Universe would have made a welcome change for HRH from trying to rescue a mere planet.'

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