James Middleton’s drunken public display

Pictured: the front cover of Woman’s Day reports on Kate Middleton’s “family shame”.

Picture courtesy of Woman’s Day.

Australian women’s magazine Woman’s Day has published yet more embarrassing photographs of Kate Middleton and her family, taken on a family outing to an exclusive members only club in London last week, to celebrate James’ 22nd birthday. The photos showcase beautifully how incredibly unsuitable the Middleton’s are as royal-in-laws, with Kate’s brother James being bundled into a taxi just 90 minutes after arriving due to how intoxicated he was and Carole going berserk at the awaiting paparazzi as they took snaps of the dysfunctional family of royal wannabes. Indeed, according to one onlooker speaking to Woman’s Day, James was “legless”. Kate on seeing the photographers tried to keep her distance from her family, however she was said to have been pretty drunk as well. Now I’m sure the idea of a twenty-two year old getting drunk on their birthday is hardly shocking, but when you consider that if Kate has her way she could one day be Queen Consort of the United Kingdom, this is hardly the behaviour befitting of the family of a Queen.

Perhaps, most curiously no UK publications have published details or photos of the incident, prompting some royal watchers to speculate that Kate has an agreement with the press that they do not print stories on her or her family.

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Carole Middleton blabs to the press

Pictured: ‘Vulnerable’ Carole Middleton happily poses for photographers with Kate.

Image courtesy of the Daily Telegraph.

After years of ‘sources’ and ‘friends’ being the Middleton’s unofficial mouthpiece to the British press, Kate Middleton’s mother Carole has now spoken directly to the press by allowing herself to be quoted in the Mandrake column in the Daily Telegraph.

Whilst attending the Hennessy Gold Cup at Newbury, no doubt invited due to her being Kate Middleton’s mother, Carole Middleton used the opportunity to inform the press she feels “vulnerable” from all the attention Katy Waity’s relationship with Prince William has brought. A tad rich coming from a woman who trotted along to Prince William’s passing out parade at Sandringham looking more royal than royalty. Indeed, it seems that Carole or Mrs Meddleton now wants to play the victim:

"You see, I feel very vulnerable about everything," she told Mandrake last weekend at the Hennessy Gold Cup, at Newbury racecourse, just a few miles from her house in Berkshire. "I'm not a celebrity and don't want to be one. Celebrities have minders and PR people. I don't want a PR person and wouldn't want to have to pay to employ one. I haven't asked for all this."

Carole also used the opportunity to dispell the infamous chewing gum rumour when she supposedly met the Queen. The fact Carole decided to let slip this little detail about the Queen has left many royal watchers questioning if William and Kate are still together.
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