Friday, 26 September 2008
Hot Prince Alert: Prince Carl Philp of Sweden
Kate Middleton makes an arse of herself
After her fantastic venture into (what was supposed to be) 80's Rollerdisco, Kate has become somewhat of a joke for the UK's media. One such laughfest was ITV's Celebrity Juice, a show that pokes a bit of fun at the celebrity's currently in the news.
For the show's frontman, Leigh Francis and his alter ego Keith Lemon, Kate was a too good an opportunity to miss. In the show Keith dressed up as Kate at the rollerdisco, green halter top and yellow pants and all. The shows aim is for a panel of guests to work out who it is Keith is depicting. No one had any trouble guessing it was S-Katie Waity.
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Is Kate Middleton cashing in?
Harry is warm and cuddly!
Now for the first time ever, Kate has appeared on the Party Pieces website along side her mother and another woman called Vicky promoting the "Cherrypicked" collection. This collection is an assortment of gifts and novelty items for children. From the outlook of a dewy, soft lens it seems that Kate is now being used to promote the various Party Pieces products. Interestingly, some of the children's products she's now keenly promoting, bear some pretty famous names.

James appears dressed this time.
Kate could use this whenever Wills calls her for a night of passion.What is more interesting than Kate's face now being put with overpriced products is the names being used on them. There's a blanket emblazoned with the name Harry, a washbag called Kate and teddy bear called James, but the most interesting seems to be the personalised clock. The forementioned Pirate Clock is adorned with the name William. Could this be sending Wills a message that time (and perhaps Kate) waits for no one? Times ticking William.
Tick tock.....
Thursday, 25 September 2008
Spanish Queen makes an ass of herself
Prince Albert may or may not be marrying Charlene Wittstock
Having been together for 2 years, it seems the pair may be ready to settle down and start making legitimate babies.
An unidentified source told Gala magazine: 'The Prince and Charlene are deeply in love and after two years together they want to make it official. They want to do it for themselves, but it will also mean any children they have are legitimate heirs to the throne.'
Hooray for legitimate children! They're so much better than those other yucky bastards.
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When is a Eugenie not a Eugenie? When she's a Beatrice of course!
According to our favourite British tabloid, The Daily Star, Eugenie was aghast when someone called her Beatrice. The Daily Star said: "The younger princess, 18, right, was chuffed when a handsome man said she was Fergie and Andrew’s favourite daughter, but mistakenly called her Beatrice, 20, left, who was also in the club. Oops. "
One would wonder what is so bad about being called (by mistake) Beatrice. You can understand Beatrice's... oops ..sorry, Eugenie's loathing had she been called Camilla!
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ASDA shoppers wanna be just like S-Katie Waitie
It may just have been a convenient plug for their chain of shops, but ASDA is sprucking about how great Kate Middleton is for their business.
According to The Daily Star, ASDA's supply of rollerskates is "rolling" out the doors of their shops, with sales going up a staggering 400%. An Asda spokesman (who was actually a woman), Helen Heseltine, told The Daily Star: “Shoppers have been inspired by her roller girl laid-back look. “And they are keen to copy her toned, disco appearance.” That or they're clearly insane?
We all know what this means. There are 400% more people out there who are crazy enough to want to be like Kate Middleton. Copykates!
Roll on folks!
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